a delicate balance of donuts and dance classes

That's my line whenever someone I'm modeling for catches me snacking. I figure we have enough ultra-skinny, flat-assed women in the Guild, I can get away with having actual hips and a tush. Now it appears that hip fat protects women from certain kinds of disease, rejoice rejoice. Of course, this is counterbalanced by another article, which tells us that waist fat can cause diabetes. What's it going to be, BBC? We're all waiting for the WHR (waist to hip ratio) diet; let's hear it.