what happens when you don't have a television
Did everyone else know that Christopher Walken is running for President?
Why didn't you tell me?
On the one hand: we've had actor presidents before. On the other: if he were in the White House, they probably wouldn't let him make any more Prophecy movies. Wait, maybe that's the same hand. I'm not sure.
edit: Snopes says it's a hoax (thanks, AX!) but I'm not taking down the post... or suggesting that the idea doesn't still tickle me.