him: I was confused about the day, and I don't think I'll be able to make your reading tonight after all. But I might be free tomorrow night [long, confusing discursion about visiting flight attendant friend] and I'm definitely free Saturday.
me: Saturday's out, I'm committed to my friend Thread if she'll have me. But tomorrow works. So what I'm getting here is that I don't have to shave my legs this afternoon.
him: You don't have to shave your legs at all on my account.
me: You don't know what you're dealing with here.
him: I really don't care.
Well now, this is promising.