i've had enough of this mercury in retrograde nonsense

On hold with DHL, trying to track down my computer. Typing onehanded. Getting crankier with every passing minute. The hold music has a voiceover of a fuzzy-sounding woman talking about things to know while visiting Jamaica, which is sounding like a really, really, good idea right now. Allegedly DHL tried to deliver at 11 and the driver couldn't find my name in the directory, so noted it as a bad address and did not leave a notice.

I was home, mind you, waiting. This is after a whole bunch of bullshit last week with HP that I did not blog because I did not want to whine any more than I already was.

Why are there so many people in the world who can't find their ass with both hands?

I am having a hard time extending love and compassion right now.