pat robertson needs a pet scan
Or an MRI, or whatever it is you use to look for brain tumors. What in tarnation is he thinking? I am totally serious here. His pattern of saying bizarrely irresponsible things is starting to seem ever more suspect to me.
And don't anyone get on me about being insensitive to people with brain tumors. I have some experience in the matter.
Any time UPS feels like showing up with my package would be great. They're only two hours late now for their own deadline. And I'd be climbing the walls if they weren't so cold.