time to lay in the canned food
Robert Stribley of Hitched to Everything found it on Boing Boing; now I pass it on to you: the Post-Rapture Survival Guide. Sounds suspiciously like the usual 'end is nigh' discussion so beloved of religious fanatics through the ages, but now with a high-tech twist.
If you navigate around the site, you'll also find a button you can push to order an eight-dollar booklet that answers the question, do pets go to heaven when they die? Eight dollars (said to cover printing and postage costs; as if) seems like a lot of clams to answer what I imagine as a yes or no question.
Maybe I'm just jealous because I didn't think of such a phenomenal, and absurd, money-making scheme. Send me eight dollars and I'll answer any question you like.