peter, please see me

You must go see this. It comes to me courtesy of Spirit, and it is the funniest damn thing I've seen in a while, and that includes watching Brice Taylor explain that she was turned into a mind-controlled sex slave for a top-secret government breeding project on the tv version of Disinformation (which I also recommend.)

My favorite of the four essays is the one on the bottom right, but they all have their particular charms.