if you can't lick them, join them
I have to admit that my first thought upon reading this is, how the heck do you find the waist on a toad? Also, check out the eggs. I'll be having nightmares about what happened to that poor little boy after the picture was taken and the pods got him.
According to someone with some time on their hands, these are not, incidentally, the kind you want to get high off of.
Not that the staff here at Waterbones reccommends getting high off any sort of toad, of course.