might as well jump

Perhaps to counter claims that Munich is pretty but a little boring, a professor there has said that if 600 million people all jump at the same time, we can correct Earth's orbit. I suppose we would be even more effective if we put on lead weight belts first, but I haven't read that far yet, I was so anxious to share this with all of you. I'm imagining Van Halen blaring from every speaker next July 20, and if it's stuck in my head it might as well be in yours too.