i will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded

I'm so absorbed in raising some capital (ie, modeling alla damn time) and getting free of the catering quagmire that I can't think of a single amusing thing to write. So let me send you to Peter Anspach, who provides us with helpful tips for being healthier, happier, Evil Overlords. I've had some managers who could have benefitted from this list--think I should send it on to them?

Also, happy happy birthday to Snufkina!