a joke overheard from another room

I'm sorry, I missed the beginning. Here's where I came in:

"...a terrorist has kidnapped Dubya and is asking for a million dollar ransom, or he'll douse the president with gasoline and set him on fire. So I'm taking up a collection."

"How much are people giving?"

"Oh, a gallon here, a gallon there."

Oh, here's another. This is rare; I'm usually never able to remember two jokes at once. It's like I only have space in my head for one at a time.

"George Bush is listening to your phone conversations. Use big words."

another thing i wouldn't want to have to explain to my boss

And another reason I'm not trusting robots to get me places any time soon.

dolphins have names!

Wow. Wow wow wow.

are your snacks just too small?

Pimp My Snack can fix that. Giving the lie to the notion that only in the US do people go to sugary excess. It may be a little hard to understand for my American readers, being as it is written in British. But it's worth checking out, if only to put you off sweets for a few days.